Jokes 3 Old Men

3 Old Men

>Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel
>like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes
>out."
>
>"Ah, that's nothing," said the 70-year- old. "When you're seventy, you
>don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on
>the toilet all day and nothing comes out!"
>
>"Actually," said the 80-year -old,"Eighty is the worst age of all." "Do you
>have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old. "No, I pee every morning
>at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all".
>
>"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?" "No, I have one every
>morning at 6:30." Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning
>at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"
>
>"I don't wake up until 7:00.