Jokes The speeding ticket

The speeding ticket

I'd pay to see a persons reaction to this type of comeback in real life..lol

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A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a group of cars all travelling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over.
The Policeman handed him the ticket, received his signature and was about to walk away when the man asked, "Officer, I know I was speeding, but I don't think it's fair - there were plenty of other cars around me who were going just as fast, so why did I get the ticket?"

"Ever go fishing?" the policeman suddenly asked the man.

"Ummm, yeah..." the startled man replied.

The officer grinned and added, "Ever catch all the fish?"

Doh! That is pretty good. That guy got Owned

hahah nice. Good wit.

dude thats kinda happened to me.. except the ticket was given to my friend who was driving behind me. so i guess i was the lucky "fish" that got away.

The driver should have came back with something like "Have you ever gone fishing?" ... "Yeah" ... "Have you ever came up empty but chose to just enjoy the trip anyways! I HAVE%R#!!%!#"

hehe...he caught the biggest fish

The cow goes "OWNED!"

cow?