Jokes One blonde finally got fed up..

One blonde finally got fed up..

with all of the dumb blonde jokes and decided to become a brunette.

As she was out taking a country drive and sporting her new look she sees, out in the middle of a corn feild, a blonde in a row boat, just rowing her ass off, rowing and rowing with all her might.

This just totally pisses the 'new' blonde off SO MUCH! She cannot believe her eyes! She stomps on her brake pedal, tires screeching, her car spins out and finally comes to a stop. She is LIVID!!!

She finally loosens her grip on the steering wheel and, as the sensation comes back to her fingers, she finds the door handle, throws the door open and storms over to the edge of the cornfield.

She stands there for a moment, red faced and heart pounding, until she just can't take it anymore and she yells, "YOU STUPID BITCH! IT'S BLONDES LIKE YOU WHO GAVE THE REST OF US A BAD NAME AND IF I COULD SWIM, I'D COME OUT THERE AND KICK YOUR ASS!!!!"

hahaha

lol..stupid.hehe

Hahahahaha!

d'oh.. i had to think about that one for a sec.

lol... nice...