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Jokes Whore doing taxes

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    Whore doing taxes

    Here is a funny joke I heard today...

    A lady walks in to an H&R block to do her taxes and the gentileman that works their asks her "What do you do for a living?".... She replies, "I'm a whore sir". After hearing this the man quickly responds, "That won't due, we need to come up with something better". She responds "How about high end call girl?". The man pauses for a few moments and says "Hmmm. I still don't think that is going to due". She thinks for a few seconds and says "I've got it, how about elite chicken farmer". Looking puzzled the man responds "What does being a whore have to do with chicken farming?". She quickly replies "Well last year I did raise hundreds of peckers".

    I heard this today while at the hobby shop, I laughed so hard I almost squirted milk out of my nose and I wasn't even drinking milk! :D
    Barnacules, Jul 28, 2006
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    DaCubanSkillz Active Member

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    total classic...I heard it 10+ years ago..lol. j/k
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    Mayur Biggest trd whore in the whole wide world

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    Why would a whore need to do taxes lol? It would probably be all cash lol.
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    i rofl'd .. good one :)
    aSiAnRiCk, Jul 29, 2006
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    would you like to start a macro war? :)
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