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The best conversation of the year 2005
To get the full effect, this should be read aloud.
You will understand "tenjewberrymuds" means by the end of the conversation. This has been nominated for the best email 2005.
The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review.

Room Service (RS) : "Morrin, Roon Sirbees."
Guest (G) : "Sorry I thought I had dialed room-service."

RS : "rye. Roon Sirbees...morrin!Jewsih to oddor sunteen??"
G : "uh, yes,...I'd like some bacon and eggs.'

RS : Ow july den?"
G :"What?"

RS :"ow july den?pryed, boyud, poochd?"
G :"Oh, the eggs! How do I like them?sorry. scrambled, please"

RS :"ow july dee baykem?crease?"
G :"crisp will be fine."

RS :"Hokay. An sahn toes?"
G :"what?."

rs :"an toes. July sahn toes?."
G :"no, I don't think so."

rs :"no, judo wan sahn toes??."
G :"I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."

rs :"toes!toes!..why jew don juan toes?ow bow anglish moppin we bodder."
G :"English muffin!!i've got it!you were saying 'toast'. Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

rs :"we bodder."
G :"no..just put the bodder on the side."

rs :"wad?."
G :"I mean butter...just put it on the side."

rs :"copy?"
G :"excuse me?."

rs :"copy..tea..meel?"
G :"yes, coffee, please, and that's all."

rs :"one Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykeem, anglish moppin we boddder on sigh and copy..rye?."
G :"whatever you say."

rs :"tenjewberrymuds"
G :"you're welcome."

edit: edited for Eric's viewing pleasure...

LOL, thank you very much!!! XD
Can anyone translate the whole thing into English plz?

this is what i got out of it

Room Service (RS) : "Morning, room service."
Guest (G) : "Sorry I thought I had dialed room-service."

RS : "Right. Room Service...Morning!You wish to order something??"
G : "uh, yes,...I'd like some bacon and eggs.'

RS : How tou like them?"
G :"What?"

RS :"How you like them? Fried, (no clue what these are) boyud, poochd?"
G :"Oh, the eggs! How do I like them?sorry. scrambled, please"

RS :"How tou like the bacon?Crisp?"
G :"crisp will be fine."

RS :"Ok. And the toast?"
G :"what?."

rs :"and. You like some toast?."
G :"no, I don't think so."

rs :"no, You dont want some toast??."
G :"I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."

rs :"Toast!Toast!..Why you dont want toast? How bout an english muffin with butter?"
G :"English muffin!!i've got it!you were saying 'toast'. Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

rs :"with butter?."
G :"no..just put the bodder on the side."

rs :"What?."
G :"I mean butter...just put it on the side."

rs :"Coffee?"
G :"excuse me?."

rs :"Coffee..tea..milk?"
G :"yes, coffee, please, and that's all."

rs :"one Minute. Scrambled egg, crisp bacon, english muffin with butter on side and coffee..right?."
G :"whatever you say."

rs :"Thank you very much!"
G :"you're welcome."

Room Service (RS) : "Morning, Room Service."
Guest (G) : "Sorry I thought I had dialed room-service."

RS : "Right. Room service...Morning! You wish to order something??"
G : "uh, yes,...I'd like some bacon and eggs.'

RS : How would you like them?"
G :"What?"

RS :"How would you like them?Fried, Boiled, Poached?"
G :"Oh, the eggs! How do I like them?sorry. scrambled, please"

RS :"How would you like the Bacon? Crisp?
G :"crisp will be fine."

RS :"Ok. An some toast?"
G :"what?."

rs :"and toast. Would you like some toast?."
G :"no, I don't think so."

rs :"No, do you want some toast??."
G :"I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."

rs :"Toast!Toast! Why do you not want toast? How about english muffin with butter."
G :"English muffin!!i've got it!you were saying 'toast'. Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

rs :"With butter.
G :"no..just put the bodder on the side."

rs :"What?."
G :"I mean butter...just put it on the side."

rs :"Coffee?"
G :"excuse me?."

rs :"Coffee, Tea, Milk?"
G :"yes, coffee, please, and that's all."

rs :"One Minute. Scrambled egg, crisp bacon, english muffin with butter on side and coffee... right?."
G :"whatever you say."

rs :"Thank you very much"
G :"you're welcome."

its not that funny...