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Jokes Ownage at its best PART II!

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    Cuztomrollaz98 MAD VLAD!

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    Ownage at its best PART II!

    I got this one from Mike on myspace, here you go guys:


    Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office.....but she
    belonged to someone else...

    One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said
    I'll give you a 1000 dollars if you let me screw you....but the girl
    said NO.

    Johnny said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you
    bend down, I'll be finished by the time you pick it up.

    She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.....so she called her boyfriend and told him the story.

    Her boyfriend says ask him for 2000 dollars, pick up the money really fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down. So she agrees and accepts the proposal.

    Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend
    to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what
    happened......

    She said "THE BASTARD USED QUARTERS!!!"
    Cuztomrollaz98, Apr 13, 2006
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    fishexpo101 Get Some

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    ROTFLMAO!! Man - that is a good one. :D Looks like "keeper"
    fishexpo101, Apr 13, 2006
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    Denver Rolla 98 impreza

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    yesh!!! THATS FUNNY.... good one damnear!!!11!
    Denver Rolla, Apr 13, 2006
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    Cuztomrollaz98 MAD VLAD!

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    You can thank Mike for that one
    Cuztomrollaz98, Apr 13, 2006
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    vortex Well-Known Member

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    hehe yeah i about died when i saw mike post that up --- mike, for those of you who don't know is 7MGTTEConcept here on vvt-i.net.
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    rainbow_star New Member

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    LOL, at least he used quarter, not penny. :D
    rainbow_star, Apr 13, 2006
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    Wide Slip Angle New Member

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    Oh man, that was good, but I still like the poker player one better.
    Wide Slip Angle, Apr 13, 2006
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    Rolla95 Rollin' Out y0

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    HAHA! thats awesome, damn funny
    Rolla95, Apr 13, 2006
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    hahaha!!!!
    hellapinoy, Apr 13, 2006
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