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Jokes Ownage at its best...

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    DaCubanSkillz Active Member

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    Ownage at its best...

    Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a

    bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.

    Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

    MAN: "Hello"

    WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

    MAN: "Yes"

    WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.

    It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

    MAN: "Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much."

    WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked"

    MAN: "How much?"

    WOMAN: "$90,000"

    MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

    WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"

    MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. If it's really a pretty good price."

    WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"

    MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."


    The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....


    He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?...."
    DaCubanSkillz, Mar 14, 2006
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    hellapinoy 2000 Celica GTS

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    hahaha!!!! good one...
    hellapinoy, Mar 14, 2006
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    jtweezy New Member

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    lol
    jtweezy, Mar 14, 2006
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    Rolla95 Rollin' Out y0

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    hahahah, thats awesome
    Rolla95, Mar 14, 2006
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    Paolino SolidTuned

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    Oh man. LOL

    Five minutes later that man got the SHIT beat out of him. [snicker]
    Paolino, Mar 14, 2006
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    oppositesleeper New Member

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    yea that is funny, someone would be so pissed...
    oppositesleeper, Mar 14, 2006
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    Wide Slip Angle New Member

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    (points to thread title) totally pwnd :grinyes:
    Wide Slip Angle, Mar 14, 2006
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    JLee TD05 3SGTE

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    Old, but definitely an awesome joke.. :D
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    rolla02 Corollalcholic

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    I love that joke, makes me laugh all the time
    rolla02, Mar 14, 2006
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    Ninety Four New Member

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    Sounds like something my gf would say. lol
    Ninety Four, Mar 14, 2006
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    sonsofwisdom I can fix it

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    ha ha...sweeet
    sonsofwisdom, Mar 14, 2006
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