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Jokes Cigs and Tampons (my last one..promise..lol)

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    DaCubanSkillz Active Member

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    Cigs and Tampons (my last one..promise..lol)

    CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS

    A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.

    The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.

    He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.

    She directs him down the correct aisle.

    A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

    She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?

    He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco
    and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.

    So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.
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    Rolla95 Rollin' Out y0

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    polo708 New Member

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    sweet... that's old school right there.
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    Paolino SolidTuned

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    if they are good like that then keep em comming :D :D
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    JspeXAE102 Well-Known Member

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    thats a good one.
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    rolla_7AFE hmong

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    lol damn funny
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    sonsofwisdom I can fix it

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    HA HA HA...hilarious

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