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Jokes 3 sisters

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by DaCubanSkillz, Mar 9, 2006.

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    DaCubanSkillz Active Member

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    3 sisters

    Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the
    96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to
    the other sisters, Was I getting in or out of the bath?" The 94 year
    old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see." She starts up the
    stairs and pauses. "Was I going up the stairs or down?" The 92 year old is
    sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She
    shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock
    on wood." She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I
    see who's at the door."
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    Paolino SolidTuned

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    Damn Jteweez...THAT'S Funny? Sheesh, you sense of humor is backward man.
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    jtweezy New Member

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    na....just this 1 is a little better than some....either that or I'm getting tired of reading them...lol...
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    old or funny i just cant tell anymore..
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    Wide Slip Angle New Member

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    Meh. Different types of jokes... you have the "ha" and the "haha," both of which may be replaced by the "hehe." Then you move up the "hardy har," most commonly used as "lol." Then up to "ROFL" and "LMAO," which may also experience minor modifications like "LM*F*AO," or combos such as "ROFLMAO." The second-to-last stage are more extreme combos, such as "omfg wtf roflmfao lol lol lol lol." Finally, in the last stage, the viewer of the joke experiences a sensation in which he laughs so hard he cannot breath. This is rare, it may occur as little as once every 6 months if the laugher's life is that lame. The poster's reply may resemble something like this:
    hahhaaaahahahahaaaaaaaaahhhhharfole6l3mao4l0lL:(>?aaa)hahah!!!11@!110)%#!!?/!1111
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    sonsofwisdom I can fix it

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    *slap forehead

    geez...I laughed at that one...HA HA!! keep 'em coming

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