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http://www.reubengathright.com/jpg/ricers/TheFastandtheFuriousComic.htm

saw this on another forum.

hehe memories.... i remember when i used to like that car, CURSE that movie for introducing this "hobby" to every midle class sub-urban kid.....

lol

lol nice, that gave me a good laugh.

LOL.

Lmao...

haha reminds me of that 3 fast 3 furious video, i wish someone could find that

www.3fast3furious.com

awesome

LOL.... hahahaha

youre all laughing at yourselves

we are? if i remember right i have a stock car. ?

Yeah..my exhaust is really ricey, eh?

id hope you remembered everything youve never done to your car.....

yeah, ask the middle aged guy in the corvette or mustang looking at you funny.....

yeah i remember me and my friend were pointing out all those flaws in the movie like 4 months ago when we saw it for the first time cause our g/f's wanted us to watch it since they bought it for us, bless their hearts since they thought it was the cool thing to do, but i mean the best part in the whole movie is when vin diesel is trying his hardest to hurt the poor intercooler by putting it in the WRONG PLACE!!! lol, we had tivo and were just replaying it over and over again and we almost died from laughter, lol, freakin hollywood, what will they think of next?

love them 3fnf vids (kickin my self for not knowing about them so long ag) made my day...

Lol.

Life just wouldn't be all that fun if you can't laugh at yourself occassionally.

Ima go buy a tercel or something

ironically a tercel won best of show at a local carshow here yesterday

Those cars were HOT, I like humoungus wings on cars that aren't painted and aren't intended for that model car.

"some day" I keep telling myself. Until then I'll get some more big vinyl decals.

Watch the very beginning of fast and furious 1, when paul is racing his eclipse in the parking lot, and count the shifts.

Everything I needed to know in life I learned from The Fast and the Furious

1. You need NAWS. Two bottles. The big ones.
2. It ain’t how you stand by your car, its how big the wing is.
3. You can have beer, as long as it’s Corona.
4. If the road suddenly narrows, drive under a truck.
5. Practice pre-race skills with GT 3 A-Spec, yo.
6. Even the cops in L.A. are Hollywood.
7. No one likes the tuna.
8. Big wing=big speed.
9. Amateurs don’t use NAWS.
10. Never narc anyone
11. Stickers, stickers, stickers.
12. Winning’s winning.
13. Stand-alone fuel management system.
14. Break her heart, get neck broke.
15. Leopard-skin parts make you badass.
16. Live life a quarter mile at a time (~17 seconds).
17. L.A. cops respond to one emergency at a time with the whole police force.
18. You can never have enough foglights.
19. Only asians, latinos, and blacks street-race; everyone else is an undercover cop.
20. Win race, get a threesome.
21. Shooting a MAC-11 from a motorcycle isn’t easy.
22. Ramming a Charger with a motorcycle hurts.
23. Oil tastes bad.
24. Pizza boys don’t like street racers.
25. Stay out of asian turf or don’t sleep with their sisters.
26. The Fed with the loudest voice can pin it on anyone he wants.
27. Stealing Apex DVD players is lucrative.
28. The proper display of affection with a bald man is kissing his head.
29. Cuban restaurants are called ‘Cha-Cha-Cha’.
30. Truckers never carry guns (almost).
31. Truckers don’t know how to use brakes.
32. It’s not a color unless it begins with ‘neon’.
33. Car part stores give Lightnings to delivery boys.
34. Fire bursting from tail pipe indicates speed.
35. High-pitched buzzing exhaust indicates speed.
36. Single windshield wiper? Ditto.
37. Hoods and body kits do not need paint.
38. It’s not the train that gets you, it’s the truck.
39. Ugly paint is not a bad way to spend $10,000.
40. Overuse of nitrous makes the floorboard fall off.
41. Dual tailpipes are good, quad tailpipes are better.
42. CAI adds 50 HP.
43. Exhaust adds 150 HP.
44. If you scream ‘NAWS’ it will explode.
45. Ferraris are more than you can afford, pal.
46. You can beat any car if you say ‘smoke um’ before you run.
47. Any scrap-heap can be made race-ready in under a week if the parts are ordered from Japan.
48. Computer-controlled nitrous kits require a laptop.
49. Owning a ‘suppressed MAC-11’ is a ‘minor weapons violation’.
50. And whatever you do, DON’T BLOW THE WELDS on the intake manifold.

10. never narc NOBODY

ROTFL, man I watch that movie and laugh. My buddy thinks that movie is god, reason why he is going to build a civic with a lot dumb BS on it.

We actually agrued about how many gears that eclipse has (6 ot 7 BTW cannt remember) and then of course the fact that the supra is supercharged and not turbo'ed, thats what he says.

He is knowledge in cars. Domestics that is, not imports

That's hysterical.

That's classic. We should let the ricer see it and see them how they respond. lol