Jokes "a Day Off"

"a Day Off"

So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for.
There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52
weeks per year in which you already have two days off per week,
leaving 261 days available for work. Since you spend 16 hours a
day away from work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91
days available. You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break, that
accounts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available. With
a one hour lunch period each day, you have used up another 46 days,
leaving only 22 days available for work. You normally spend 2 days
per year on sick leave. This leaves you only 20 days available for
work. We are off for 5 holidays per year, so you available working
time is down to 15 days. We generously give you 14 days vacation
per year, which leaves only 1 day available for work, and I'll be
dammed if you're going to take that day off!!!!!

lol nice.

two weeks vacation lol, in my dreams

You now owe us all 29 days. Please see customer service.

Oldie but a goodie. Math doesn't work out - but makes for a great argument.