The Real Bottled Water Story

Chlorifil? MORE LIKE BORIVILLE!...

water...water...water...

haha. i need more water. actually i do need water,but right now i am on the other end of my house and the water fountian is in the other side and i am too lazy to get off my butt to get up and get it. I need motivation, (hell no)actuall hehe, i am getting very bored as you can tell.

I've been studying for an american gov test all day...i'm bored...if only i had a swivel chair....AND A BOTTLE OF WATER...oh man that would rawk.

blach, am gov i hate studying it , it get boring as all hell. drink water and you may come back to life once again. i studied am gov back in............aw shit i can't remember i need bottled water to back my brain back on track tap will have too much shit in it, LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought after HS I'd be done w/ American Government, but no...I go an switch majors and its a pre-req...BLAST!....maybe some water would be good, BUT NOT IF I CANT FIND COKE FIRST!

WATER SUCKS GATOR-...er...COKE IS BETTER!

nah water is good to to an extent.coke is blah, nothing but sugar and mollasses mixed in with color and water. am gov let see they control...............................me, hehe.wtf am i doing i need some fiji natural artesian water the taste is just phenomenal.

Whats wrong with sugar and mollassas mixed with more caffein? I could prolly go for some fiji right about now......even if it isn't carbonated, cafenated, and guaranteed to kill me by 35.

how old are you. im on my last year as a teenager, dang! caffeine, you might as well do coke or whatever those drugs are that keep you awake.

20.

If I don't get caffeine I find myself sleeping through classes and "I have narcolepsy" only works with one of my professors this semester.

damn you really are a narcoleptic person. Drink water screw it if its tap just get it into ur system! wanna join the military? we have plenty of water!

I'm not really narcoleptic, lol, but its kinda hilarious to make professors think you are.

I'm going to hell, what can I say.

I can find my own water w/o joining the marines.

Hey, whats up w/ the recruiters anyways? I walked by 2 of em at the mall and loudly stated I wanted to make something outta my life and see exciting places and I didn't get so much as a brocheur. I was really disapointed

i dunno some are cool and others are asses, but if you make a fool out of yourself they will usually not make a PR, they have thier way of picking people out, they were a real ass with me until i hit HQ then things turned around.

you live in a penninsula so yeah i am sure you can get ur water plus the rainfall can fill up ur reserves in no time at all. hehe j/k bottled is just tastier if water has any taste.

you want a brochure go to www.marines.com or call 1-800-MARINES. I am sure they will be glad to hand you some information. (right now i am just being nice, be cuz i am bored.)

Its raining right now, damnit, i went out to smoke a cig and i got wet.

I got the Air Force people to stop calling me persistantly by settin up at appointment and never showing. I guess I was unreliable at that point.

hey my cousin is in the USAF, i dunno about the other branches,but i know in our area we go by "hot leads" (those who request information) we invite them over,pick them up if we have to and we go from there and interview and see if they are a PR.(potential recruit).

Our HS just sold our info out or something. I had no interest in any branch, no offense, just not my thing...and I still got called every 3 minutes.

the GOV has companies getting info for them they just send them out to the recruiting stations. we have water fountians in the office as well, hehe.

This is an awesome 3 page post about bottled water. Lol, who woulda thought.

hehe, true. we have water bottles at the office as well. but the sgt gives them to others. i have a few lying around (the car,house,the other car,almost everywhere) but i can only seem to find one!, hehe

I have a bunch sitting in my closet...the coke is in the fridge next to the beer.

man i could really use a bevrage right now. you and ur coke, dang man when is it gonna stop (taken from blade trinity) soon the water will take over and win, hehe.

You health freaks and your "its good for you" crap.

We'll all see...when World War 17 breaks out and Coca-cola beats the living shit outta Zephyrhills in the new age Battle of the Bulge you won't be all "FIJIs better FIJIs better"

lol.

LOL. BTW i ain't know health freak. hehe.

Lol...I know...it was just my best line of defense at the moment because my WATER gun was being refilled.

LOL,................................wait let me get my bottled water tank! sorry deebs we just had to take it to another level.

Not if I get my HYDROGEN bomb first. Thats right...instant inihilation at the hands of kinda-water. Bet you wish you had a coke now.

hell no! get me anything but coke!hahaha

pepsi?

i have.........................nitro! it will freeze you faster than you can imagine.

it does taste better! hehe actually not really. its shit.

Glad to see you thinking my way....maybe i'll call off the kamukazi water bottle attack.

"okay lets call off the water bombs" and bring in he bottled water we need to hydrate!