Jokes Nature Lover

Nature Lover

Nature Lover

Walking through the woods, a man comes up to another man hugging a tree
with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquires, "Just out of
curiosity, what the hell are you doing?"

"I'm listening to the music of the tree."

"You gotta be kiddin' me."

"No ,would you like to give it a try?"

"Well, OK..."

So he wraps his arms around the tree and presses his ear up against the
tree. With this the other guy slaps a set of hand cuffs on him, takes
his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then strips him naked and leaves.

Two hours later another nature lover strolls by, sees this guy handcuffed to
the tree, stark ass naked, and asked,"What the hell happened to you?"

He tells the guy the whole story about how he got there. While he was
telling his story, the other guy shakes his head in sympathy, walks around
behind him, kisses him behind the ear and says...

"Ya know sweetheart, this just ain't your day."


[shudders] ew. lol

tis teh showoff section

post this shitznit over there in the funnay forum...

maybe he's showing off how funny he is...

lol....possibly..

moved

lol. i liked this one

lol oops. My bad. Thansk Rolla95