Top 10 Thoughts for 2005

Top 10 Thoughts for 2005

Top #10 Thoughts for 2005
># 10 Life is sexually transmitted.
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># 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
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># 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
>erection... ...make him a sandwich!
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># 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use
>the Internet... ...and they won't bother you for weeks.
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># 6 Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you
>still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
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># 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying
>of nothing.
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># 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
>criticism.
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># 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollarsand a
>substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
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># 2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
>weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
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>And the NUMBER ONE thought for 2005 (drum roll)
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>We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the
>millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to
>where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located......Maybe
>we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

haha that is so fu_king true! i know i shouldn't be talking when i am sworn in but its true, as for the rest of them they are true as well.

haha :laughcry:

># 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
>erection... ...make him a sandwich!

yeah i love #8 too. too bad no woman does that

good stuff

my ex did,but then i would have to do something in return for her but we'll leave that subject alone, hehe.

buahahaha that's freakin great lol

hell yeah it was great!