Jokes Don't Mess with Granny

Don't Mess with Granny

An elderly lady was driving her Cadillac through a parking lot looking for a place to park. She spied an empty space and was about to pull into it when a young hotshot in a pimped-out Honda Civic suddenly zooms around her and pulls into the space instead.

The punk hops out of his Honda and says “Lady, that’s what you can do when you're young and slick.”

The lady then throws her Caddy in reverse, backs up about ten feet, throws it in Drive, jams on the pedal and, tires screeching rams full speed into the back of his Honda. She backs up again, then speeds forward into the Honda a second time. Then a third time. Then a fourth. After the fourth time, the Honda is all but demolished.

As the kid stands there horrified at the sight of his destroyed Honda, the lady rolls down her window and says “Sonny, that’s what you can do when you're old and rich.”

haha

Well that guy was a grade A

That would be one less Honda on the streets..

If it's an old Cadillac, those are bulletproof. I swear it's like Old Ironsides.

lol