Ricer excuses!

Ricer excuses!

Top 10 ricer excuses:

10- Can't race, my NAS bottle is empty.
9- I'll only race you in the twisties.
8- My Vtech never spooled up that time.
7- My 4ft wing gave me too much downforce.
6- I left my AC on.
5- My car is set up for drifting, not drag racing.
4- Well, my dads car can beat you.
3- Gotta remove the 500lbs of speakers in the back.
2- I forgot to double-clutch that time.
1- I only race from a roll.

Number 9 is the best. I love hearing/reading people that get spanked by a mustang say "I would have taken him in the twisties".

:lol

lmao those are so true....

Hey D Matrix, just wondering, are you saying this as a person who knows about Imports as much as Muscule or just a Muscule car enthusiast?
And have you actually heard these? Damn you must just go out looking for Hondas haha.

haha..i knew this was about HONDAS'!!
xD

LOL, funny thing is that my Civic can out handle a mustang on the twisties.

I love both high horsepower imports as well as muscle cars. I just like picking on the kids that meet up in parking lots and show off thier new neon lights and crooked vinyl stickers.

everyone knows thats what makes the Hondas faster!!

vtec!

I will admit that 9K+ shifts is really addictive......

He says, your M3 is slow and then blows up his engine,
my dad will kill me, :laughcry:

more like vWAC. :laughcry:

i dont like how they rev them all stupid and then they take FOREVER
to get on the freeway. (so.Cal honda owners)

That's good so you know about both worlds. And I hope you only pick on the ones that think they are all bad, there are some that just keep to themsleves. haha

i guess im a ricer in my evo8,when i race cobra,camaro,gto and other v8 rwd i race them from a roll(v8 love the roll)and when i lose/win i go through the twistie and watch my side/rear view mirror and seeing the v8's cant hang through the turns(pitty).

heavy cars. my Nova could never move like my S14 or Rolla.

Eh muscle cars aren't meant for twisties but there are some ppl that can drive those there pretty well but very few.... Nothing like a bike or AWD car for twisties hehe..... Honda cars are great cars but ppl just make em look bad, I have nothing against the cars per se, just their owners.... I used to bump into this dude with a black Civic hx with a b18c1 swap and bolt ons on my way home from work nearly every night and he would always rev at me wether I was on the bike or the car.... Never raced him though, bike would take him hands down and the rolla would get owned so never tried.... I had another Civic driver (some young punk kid who has high and drunk with his friends) with just bolt ons on his 99' Si and he was trying to race me for pinks on the bike after my friend Aaron turned him down on his 08' V6 Eclipse with bolt ons.... Kid starts talking smack, gets in both our faces hardcore that we were pussies and scared and blah blah blah, people watching ended up calling the cops and him and his buddies got arrested..... It's just insane how many more Honda drivers than any other brand just feel like they're Schumacher just cause they spent a few grand on mods....

but I am faster in the twisties!

The best way to piss off some ricer punk is when they challenge you at a traffic light, you just take off at a normal and legal speed while they fly ahead of you.

Or tell them you'll be happy to race them on a track of your choosing. Mine personal favorite happens to be a pretty steep incline covered in fist sized rocks.

i dont hate honda/acura cars(i drive a interga sedan,family car)but hate the drives who think there car is so superior or like to show off and rev there engine just to get attention.Most hona/acura owners i know dont act like punks and if they really like to get down,they race for big money.

The top one should be:

"I so had you when I started catching up, but I had to turn off at the next exit when I had to go to the bathroom. To me, it's a draw."

x2.
its MORE rediculous here in so*cal
honda kids

It's pretty bad here in Toronto too, I've seen ricers pull flybys past parking lots during local meets in parking lots lol

How about the just say the truth. "I can't race you because my car is too slow."

When it comes to racing
everyone would be a better racer
and person
just plain accepting the fact that
no matter how good you are,
there will always be someone faster and better.
No such thing as king of the hill in racing.

hey why not if your car is slow its slow,theres nothing to hide.

i love doing this. i don't race (lol, broken car), and if i did it sure as shit wouldn't be on the street.

Next time someone does that to me, I should roll down the window and hand them a copy of my timeslip with my email address written on it.

Or you can lower your window and say, "You better drive fast now cuz I'm reporting you to the cops. Good luck."

hmm , no ricer here . . . .

but i grew up driving in the twisties , have my car built for the twisties , and am more skilled in the twisties. but still will give a c5 vette a run for their money , from a dig , at least till 100mph.