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Jokes The Marine an the GF

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    teevee247 Well-Known Member

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    The Marine an the GF

    A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
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    Dear Ricky,

    I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance
    between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on
    you twice since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us.
    I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

    Love,
    Becky
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    The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any
    snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters,
    ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of
    Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had
    collected from his buddies.

    There were 57 photos in that envelope along with this note:

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    Dear Becky,

    I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f*** you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

    Take Care, Ricky
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    teevee247, Jul 5, 2005
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    AE102 New Member

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    hahaha :Own3d:
    AE102, Jul 5, 2005
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    Niiiiiiice. :) Pretty clever.
    Paolino, Jul 5, 2005
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    vortex Well-Known Member

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    that's pretty badass... haha
    vortex, Jul 5, 2005
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    haha funny.
    BangRolla, Jul 5, 2005
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    Ha Ha!!!!! Thats my Marines!!!!!!
    al6176, Jul 7, 2005
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    corollarider19 New Member

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    smart guy
    corollarider19, Jul 7, 2005
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    that just freakin hilarious, LOL
    01rollas, Jul 7, 2005
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    Rolla95 Rollin' Out y0

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    hah, thats fuckin awesome
    Rolla95, Jul 7, 2005
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