Mac made for retards?

Mac made for retards?



"everything is just a few hundred clicks away"
"he spent 45 minutes typing an e-mail to his friend"


thats seriously for retarded people...

i love the onion

"it has yet to be seen if the wheel will be used in the business world where people use the computer for actual work and not just clicking around"

hahah it gets better each time you watch it.

ROFL I swear they made it seem so real that I almost believed it.

btw, I love the report at the end about the sudoku killer. hahahah He'll kill 1,4, or 9 next. LOL

haha they come up wih the best shit.

i heard "dicking around" lol.

f*ck apple products, I don't even own a ipod.. itunes? I use limewire

Apple products are seriously designed for retards. I have an iPod(unfortunately) but in my defense I bought it before the Zune was even thought of. Everytime I'm in the Apple store getting my shitty Apple In-Ear Headphones replaced, I always see the retards at the retard bar asking why their $2000 macs don't work and insisting that it should work because it's a mac and that's what it's supposed to do. Ugh idiots. Non-overpriced computers FTMFW!

I would have gotten a Zune too. I love the interface and design much better. But I got the ipod since my stereo has ipod integration and I want music in my car that charges the player as well.

Same here I have integration in my car as well, hooked up to OEM deck (I think it's just fine thank you very much ) and I can change songs from my deck and not have to touch iPod at all. I have one of the original iPod Videos from when they first came out. Works fine still so I see no point in spending money on something else right now.

But most Apple owners are retards who use it to look at porn. That is the only thing that is good about macs is that you can watch porn safely but linux does the same thing...

haha i have an old school ipod that i use in my car too

lol porn

pos don't even have right click

=[ *apple button + click*

Even Dave Chappelle agrees

Apparently a left click is too much for them too, as OP said, they are moving to a giant scroll wheel LMFAO

Wu Tang Klan ain't nothin' to mess with...

um, yes they do.

Err no they don't, at least there is no physical right click button, you have to use the keyboard and the mouse to get a right click.

the newer macs have a zone sensitive click....so there is technically a right click but you have to keep your finger on the right side of the mouse then click thte single click

stick a mouse on ANY Mac and you can use the right mouse button. all new Apple desktops come with a multifunction, 4-button mouse. the touchpad on a portable works like any other touchbad. the only thing correct about that statement is the portables do have one button.