Jokes WARNING: Alcohol

WARNING: Alcohol

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
Happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering
When you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a
Retard.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over
And over again that you love them.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers
Are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
Converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
Tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
Laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your
Ass kicked.
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WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel
Gode.

lol nice. Warning! Your friends consuming alcohol could result in some funny ass voicemails the next day that could be used against them

so true...thats the reason why my coworker wants to drink on the weekend just to get laid other than that he has no game.