movie lines

movie lines

List your fav. movie lines!

The ultimate Dumb and Dumber quote:

"So the next day she sends me a John Deere letter. Something about never listening... I don't know I wasn't really paying attention."


from bad santa:

I'm gonna F**k you so hard your not gonna sh*t right for a week

I have some more but cant remember 'em.

"Are you crying? theres no crying in baseball"

A legae of there own

Tom hanks

BTW: I always take out the baseball part add my own

Letterman always has the funniest lines... which he eventually wears out:
"If u need help, here I am"


from Bad Santa:

"I could stick you in my ass small fry!"

"say hello to my little friend"
no need to mention which movie is.

MONICAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!
JA RULE FNF

"They're all slut ! "

Arnold in Conan The Barbarian !

"I'll tell you what... I'll apologize the day a monkey comes out of my butt."

lol

alien guy: [incredibly low voice] Drop your weapon.

will smith: [mockingly, incredly deep voice] no.

MIB II

rats: look thats poultry in motion

chicken run

D&D

"oo look frost"
"nice pair of hooters"

"What's happening weebilization?"
E-40 in Three Strikes!

"I got nipples too Greg, you wanna milk me?"

Meet the Parents

"Excuse me, your balls are showing"

Ace Ventura - When Nature Calls

Dumb and Dumber:

"I got worms!"

Ace Ventura:

"If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer."

The Sandlot:

"You know, if my dog were as ugly as you, I'd shave his butt and tell him to walk backwards."

Dumb and Dumber

Pull Over!
What?
Pull Over!
No, It's a cardigan but thanks for noticing.
Yeah, killer boots man

Dodgeball

Fucking Chuck Norris

"If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball."

"If you can dodge traffic you can dodge a ball."

Sure you've heard those before, but dodgeball was a great movie.

one more:

"Im not a lesbian, im bisexual."

two of my all time favorite movie lines are from Silver Streak:

1.
Grover Muldoon: I'm following the plan. Just changed my mind.
George Caldwell: Are you crazy? I thought we were gonna take the Chevy in back.
Grover Muldoon: Chevy? That's a jerk-off, man. This here is pure pussy.
George Caldwell: Pure pussy? Tell that to the judge.

2.
George Caldwell: You stupid, ignorant son of a bitch, dumb bastard. Jesus Christ. I've met some dumb bastards in my time but you out do them all.

and another good one is from friday:

3.
Ezal: Deebo! Deebo! Man you should have been bobbing and weaving. Look at you. Get Up! Since you ain't, dammit, i'll take these shoes. Big foot motherf**ker, you can have your knife. Cause i steal, i don't kill.

lol at the Friday quote

Whatchu get fired for?
They said they caught me on camera stealing boxes.
Man, what the fuck you stealing boxes for, you tryin to build a club house?

anchorman
if you were a man i'd punch you right in the mouth.

I love that one!

Another Friday quote:

.....U call this indo, smells like outdo...

...y'all got 2 things that never match, u either got Koolaid no sugar, peanut butter no jelly, ham no burger damn maaaaan!!!.....

......Put da gun down son..and get knocked out like ya father use too......hahaha Deebo

I think we have a winner!