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Todays Vin Disesel fact

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    Todays Vin Disesel fact

    It was actually Vin Diesel, and not Otto von Bisarck, who was responsible for the unfication of Germany. The reason for the clerical error in the history books is that a majority of book production machinery cannot handle the sheer power of the name of Vin Diesel and thus spits out random letters. The fact that they all spew out "Otto von Bismarck" is simply by chance.
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    UKO Jon

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    hahahahaha
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    Lol
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    wha? lol
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    I wonder if there are any celberties that can aloso be linked to major world events
    Denver Rolla, Jun 29, 2005
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    hehe
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    thats fucking hilarious
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    Vin Diesel invented the dirty sanchez one dark night in Tangier, but only after several hundred failed attempts that have left a hundreds of Mexican women "mutilated, but comedically so."
    corollarider19, Jun 30, 2005
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    haha so i take it we're getting this daily now? awesome. :)
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    yes can a mod sitcky this?
    corollarider19, Jun 30, 2005
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    done :)
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    Cuztomrollaz98 MAD VLAD!

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    I'm lost in this thread.... no idea what's going on... hmmm
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    well close enough to midnight so here is another one

    Vin Diesel created both Mac and PC. Bill Gates and Steve Jobs are just hand puppets he uses. The whole thing is just to entertain him as he wistfully wishes for a much simpler time of pirate dinosaurs and flying pyramids manned by busty Nympho Amazonians.
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    Cuztomrollaz98 MAD VLAD!

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    hmmmmmm..... can somebody fill me in on this? :superconf :superconf :superconf
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    its funny, but i dont understand where the joke comes from, like cuztoms is prolly the same
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    Cuztomrollaz98 MAD VLAD!

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    I'm just lost as hell like where is all this stuff coming from lol :confused:
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    LOL
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    Vin Diesel once ate Gwen Stefani with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. He then threw her back up into a bowl made of silver and moonlight. The song "Hollaback Girl" is about her experiences in his digestive tract.

    "Vin Diesel is employed by Yellowstone Park to masturbate regularly. The resultant titanic outbursts are known as Old Faithful."
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    X2 i dun get it either, and why sticky this? :superconf
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    cuz its funny and search for it on google its ur friend
    corollarider19, Jul 1, 2005
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    Vin Diesel's real name is Charlie Bucket. He inherited Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory but closed it down after three weeks of ownership and liquefied all the assets. He kept the Oompa Loompas on as love slaves.
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    :spam: :signBan2: :yeadat :weird :no :Ewned: :lame
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    hows that spam?
    corollarider19, Jul 3, 2005
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    I didnt get it at first, but after reading the threads that I linked, its pretty funny.

    "Vin Diesel caused the fall of the Berlin Wall by hurling a baseball made from plastic explosives at a Russian guard post"

    "Vin Diesel invented the "Vin Diesel Burn-Them-Motherfuckers Grill". It barely sold anything and was quickly taken off of the market. Three weeks later George Foreman copied the same design and made millions off of it. "
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    man thats a good one eric
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    vin diesel uses live rattlesnakes as condoms.


    WTF

    Vin Diesel coined the phrase "Yippee-ki-yay, motherf*ck*r!" When Bruce Willis stole it from him, Vin Diesel killed him with a poison-arrow frog. This is the prologue to The Sixth Sense
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    Vin Diesel likes to take the form of Catholic priests as a hobby in order to antagonize god for being a too much of a pussy to play him in a game of Scrabble
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    Once while in Washington D.C. Vin attended a session of congress. After 15 minutes Vin urinated on the Republican party, when the Democrats cheered he ate them, then defacated upon the Republican party again. This is the first documented case of a filibuster.
    corollarider19, Jul 6, 2005
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    lol - these are great
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