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    The $100 Tattoo

    The $100 Tattoo

    Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says "Where in the hell have you been?"

    He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

    "A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

    "I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates, " he said proudly.

    "What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in
    disdain; "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"

    "Well, for 1: I like to watch my money grow, and 2: once in a while I like to play with my money.

    3: "I like how money feels in my hand and lastly; instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime!"
    RollaRyder1103, Jun 15, 2005
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    rice cracker VVT-i's Cracker

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    haha ha h ahaha. That's nice! :D
    rice cracker, Jun 15, 2005
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    Rolla95 Rollin' Out y0

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    lol, i've heard that one before...but its still pretty damn funny
    Rolla95, Jun 15, 2005
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    sad, but incredibly true
    Goldy, Jun 15, 2005
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    Laz Z Kay "n00B, be kind"

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    ROFL. Good one.
    Laz Z Kay, Jun 15, 2005
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    TurismoDreamin ΓΡΗΓΟΡΟΣ ΟΔΗΓΟΣ

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    haha, that was awesome.....
    TurismoDreamin, Jun 19, 2005
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