The ricer song

The ricer song

I found this on the super street forum i `m also on and it just made me laugh how some v8 lovers hate on imports and some of them think that they are better. Damm I got my 1,300 hp Nova and I don't act like this I love all types of cars, and respect those that build them.



Sung to the tune of "My Name Is" by Eminem

"Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is
(scratches)... Rice Burner!
Hi kids, do you like 5 inch tips?,
Wanna see me stick chrome fender flares over each one of my KONIGs?
Wanna follow me and do exactly as I did?
Try NOS and get your motor F**ked up worse then mine is?
My brain's dead weight,
I'm trying to get my head straight,
but I can't figure out which sticker to put over my license plate.
And the mechanic says "Rice Burner you's a crack head "Nu-uh" "Then why's your car dead man its wasted "
Well since age 9 I've wanted an Si so I could put chrome 18's on it and make it run 16.9's.
Got pissed off and ripped all my Honda emblems off,
And replaced them with "R" badges so people know I'm not soft.
I smoke a big bowl of chron, and lay in my lawn, for longer then it
took me to put my altezzas on.
"Come here ba$tard"! "Dude, wait a minute that's a viper, dawg!!"
I don't give a F**k; I'll just fly by and put my hazards on!
Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is
(scratches)... Rice Burner!
I pull up to the starting line, from a fifty roll I'm usually fine,
But dem damn V8 Ponies smoke me all the time.
99% of my crew I have to lie to,
I just found out a salad shooter makes more torque than I do,
My chrome 15's own, my Integra's a Type-R clone,
F**k, even my Greddy decals are worth 10 horsepower alone.
Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is
(scratches)... Rice Burner!
Stop the race, this car needs to be locked away.
Not even Justin Timberlake in drag is this ***.
I talk a mad line of jive, at the track I barely survive,
But an 8 foot aluminum wing looks b*tchin' on a front wheel drive.
Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is
(scratches)... Rice Burner"

I ROFLed the whole way through.

Is this all you do all day post on a million boards ...LOL

is this all you do is stocking me.:lol

Both of you have nothing better to do. hahahah LOL Just like me.

damm right bro it`s friday time for some beers.

I just found out a salad shooter makes more torque than I do

nice one bro.lol

I'm LOLing at everything now.

LOL, I had to youtube the song while reading the lyrics because IDK the song...

That gorilla is way to funny. ROFL

Lol wow this thread just made my day

I might have posted this before, but here it is again.

http://www.prostreetromania.ro/prostreet.htm