Jokes anti rice jokes. POst here

anti rice jokes. POst here

I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bullshit. For those eighteen seconds or more, I wish I had a V8.
-Fast and Furious

"... then we'll top it off with a gold convertable top and it'll be blink blink"
-Ish (WestCoastCustoms - Pimp My Ride)

"my dad's camaro is running 85 psi........" brought to you by a freshman kid at my school lol man what an idiot, I didn't know if I should've just stood there and FLAME the shit out of him or just to pat him in the back and walk away......... but I walked away.

I also heard another kid say that he bought vtec stickers for his car and that he "dynoed" the car and that it actually gave him power lol I was crakin my azz up that day.....ricers will be ignorant and ignorants will be ricers.

"my rotery has some wisco pistons"

"....hehe he thought he cud take my accord, he had me off the line but i got him when i pressed the vtec button"
-random ricer (highschool)

p.s that guy didnt even have a license, the other ricers even flamed him for that

Top posts from other forums.

Toyota Echo Forum:
-Do our cars take AA or AAA?

Honda Civic Forum:
-Car actually took off today, thanks to new wing.
-Who has largest exhaust pipe (post pics).
-Some punk kid in a mustang tried to race me.

Mustang forum:
-Some punk kid in a civic tried to race me.

Hummer forum:
-Got in a minor fender-bender; 25 killed, 37 wounded. Is black touch up paint avialible through the dealer?

Lambo forum:
-Wind noise at 205 mph?

Supra Forum:
-Tightened a few bolts under the hood, net increase of 153 rwhp!

McLaren f1 forum.
-Some punk kid in a stealth fighter tried to race me.

"I think I blew a triangle"
-RX-8 owner.

I think I've heard the most out of rotary engines though........... people always thinkin about puttin low compression pistons in their rx-7 lol man........haha good times

Well the RX-7 from Fast and Furious has some pistons in it. LOL

I read this before. It supposed to be more. There's the rest??

Ya there is supposed to be more but the forum was down where it was posted so I went by memeory and wrote a few down lol.

haha, those are great.

Yea, they are. I remember they got one for mercedes too.

Mercedes forum
-My wife is divorceing me and trying to take the house. How do a kill her and keep my Doctors license?

Bentley Forums
- I used the ash tray today How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill em? I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang forums
-Some punk kid in a civic tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums
-Why do I keep getting pulled over, it aint stolen yo.

Civic forums (quite a few here)
-Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me
-Just added some more decals (5hp gain)
-whose tailpipe is bigger (post pics)
-A want some Altezza'a
-Car actually took off today. Thanks to my new wing.

VW Bug forum
- Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)


Yugo Forum (couple here)
- How to turn your Yugo into a childrens gym (DIY+pics)
- Where the best place to start a fire in this thing?

Lamborghini forum
-Wind noise around 210MPH

SUV forum
- Are the Gas prices going down any time soon?

Lexus forums
- Remember that car company that made the Legend? What happened to them?

Pontiac Fiero forum
- Just bought a new flame retarded suit (pics)

Legend forum
- eye candy (pics)

BMW 745 -750 forum
- How do a get a coffee stain out of my carpet?

Caddilac forum
- How do a get Yak out of my fur seats?

Buick Forum
- Is Medicare and Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
- Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985

Crown Victoria forum
- How come people don't never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
- Mom is giving me the car. Do anyone have any altezza'a for sale?

Toyota Echo forum
- Does our cars use AAA or AA batteries?

Ferrari forums
- Just bought a boat. Need suggestions about a quick round business trip to Columbia + should a bring the biatch along for the ride?

Saturn forums
- (In for sale/wanted) Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Bugati
- Wife (now ex-wife) got in car with shoes on. How to remove blood stains out of carpet?
McLarean F1 forum
-Some punk kid in a Stealth Fighter tried to race me.

Hummer forum
-Had a fender bender today 24 hurt, 10 killed. Is black touchup paint available through the dealer?

Fiat forum
(first ever post)
-Hello? Am I the only member?
(Last ever post)
-Hello? Am I still the only member?

Mitsubishi forum
-How to remove training wheels (DIY)

Nissan (Silvias) forums
- Just finished my USDM 240 conversion! (Pics)

Subaru WRX forum
- Got pulled over for drifting in New York City. I hate cops

Supra forum
- Tightened a few bolts under the hood - picked up 153 RWHP

Chevy Trucks forum
- It aint going into fifth! What in tarnations is wrong? Hell, I aint got all daY! Com'on niow ya'll shoot me a holler. Gotta git those darn cows rounded up.

Rotary forum
- How does this engine works again?

Pontiac Vibe forum
- Am i driving an import, domestic, or is it a bastard?

Saturn forum
- Car fell off a cliff, but bounced me back to safety.

Geo forum
- Who makes these anyway?
- Which dealership should I go to to get my car serviced?

ROFL. That is classic. I just cant stop laughing reading this.

LOL

Dude my favs are the Hummer and the Bentley.