Screwed up Penis equals bomb!

Screwed up Penis equals bomb!

Man Sends Bomb To Doctor After Penis-Enlargement Surgery

POSTED: 1:43 pm EDT April 5, 2006

PHILADELPHIA -- A man pleaded guilty to weapons of mass destruction charges for sending a mail bomb to a Chicago surgeon he said botched his penile enlargement surgery, though his attorney questioned whether the charges fit the offense.

Brett R. Steidler, 25, of Reamstown, Pa., mailed the explosive device in February 2005 because he was "extremely unhappy with the results" of the $8,000 surgery, Assistant U.S. Attorney Jennifer Arbittier Williams said in court filings.

But Steidler alerted authorities before the bomb arrived and it was retrieved from the mail and disarmed. His attorney, Luis A. Ortiz, said Steidler is mentally ill and noted the difference between the roughly 2-year sentence for mailing a letter bomb and the 4- to 8-year sentence for using a weapon of mass destruction.

"You shouldn't group this guy with people who drive truck loads of explosives to buildings or gather anthrax or do things for political reasons," Ortiz said.

Sentencing is scheduled July 7 before U.S. District Judge Lawrence F. Stengel.

I wonder how he was "extremely unhappy with the results". Too short?

It was probably scarred afterwards, or maybe he lost "functionality." I would have been pissed too, but that's also why I would never have a surgery like that done.

if i lost functionality i'd just come into the office with a baseball bad and do the same to the doc, just without the ansetesia

see what is happening with the US nowdays? everything is being turned into an act of terrorism, soon the police will start arresting ppl having negative comments about Bush and anyone charged with grand theft auto will be proven that he was going to run that vehicle into some building

what pisses me the most about all this is that I'm afraid to carry my paintball markers and the whole equipment on the subway when i go paintballing in the city cause if i get stopped (and for those who don't know in NY it is legal for police to stop you and search your bags without a reason on the subway or platform) and searched it might turned that i;m carrying weapons of mass destruction

maybe doc over did it and mr. steidler had nohere to hide/put it....:-D
...you should see what i went through when i mail ordered a camd frame for a buddies spyder...

thats nuts