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Jokes always come to a complete stop.....haha

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    gotarheels03 New Member

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    always come to a complete stop.....haha

    A State Highway Patrolman pulled over a red Porsche (inhabited by a Yankee) after it had run a stop sign. He walked up to the car door and said, "Sir, May I see your driver's license and registration please?"

    The Yankee said, "What's the problem, Bubba?"

    "You just ran the stop sign back there at the last intersection."

    "Oh, come on homeboy, there wasn't a car within miles of me!"

    "Nevertheless sir, you are required to come to a complete stop, look both ways, and proceed with caution."

    "You gotta be kidding me!"

    "It's no joke, sir."

    "Look Jethrow, I slowed down almost to a complete stop, saw no one within twenty miles, and proceeded with caution."

    "That's beside the point, sir. You are supposed to come to a complete stop, and you didn't.! Now if I may see your license and..."

    "You've got a lot of time on your hands, PAL! What's the matter, all the doughnut shops closed?"

    "Sir, I'll overlook that last comment. Let me see your license and registration immediately!"

    "I will, if you can tell me the difference between slowing down, and coming to a complete stop."

    The patrolman had enough and said to the driver, "Sir, I can do better than that." He opened the car door, dragged the obnoxious motorist out, and
    proceeded to methodically beat him over the head with his nightstick. "Now sir, would you like me to slow down or come to a complete stop?"
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    corollarider19 New Member

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    Rolla95 Rollin' Out y0

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    bwahahaha
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    yeah man that was a good one haha
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    :rofl: Funny man
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    I laughed so loud, my neighbors must be wondering what happened! :Own3d:
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    vortex Well-Known Member

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    hah thats awesome...
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    Hahaha
    Isn't is supposed to be on off-topic selection? :p
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