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Funny Ricer Basher site

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Miguel, May 10, 2004.

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    Miguel Guest

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    Funny Ricer Basher site

    Check out the ultimatecornering car ever Link. I was on the floor with laughter!!!!!



    Rice=Laughs


    Oh barrels of fun post some other funny rise sites for all of our enjoyment
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    Mike4831 C-Town Pimp

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    basically the same stuff u can find on cardomain.com. but its funny
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    corollarider19 New Member

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    its funny but it gets old
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    why is the souped up civic link an .exe. fishy...
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    Miguel Guest

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    Its some Java creation
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    Actually if he did away with the wing and racing stripes, that white Neon actually looks pretty good
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    Well, decent for a neon...LOL
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    burbod01 New Member

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    <a href="http://www.ricehatersclub.com" target="_blank">www.ricehatersclub.com</a> is much more... hmmm... thorough?
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    Any bone stock ride that is covered in stickers from companies that have nothing to do with that ride is a Ricer.
    Any ride with a paint job that looks like something Walt Disney threw-up is a Ricer.
    Any ride with more bondo than sheet metal is a Ricer.
    Any ride with undercarriage lighting is a Ricer.
    Any ride with neon ANYWHERE is a Ricer (beer trucks omitted).
    Any ride with wheels 3 sizes too small or too large is a Ricer.
    Fartpipe coffee can exhaust? Ricer.
    "R" Badges? Ricer.
    Monster tach in a mechanically stock vehicle? Ricer.
    Ground effects bought at Home Depot? Ricer.
    Fake scoops mounted where even real scoops would serve no purpose? Ricer.
    A spoiler that more resembles a picnic basket handle? Ricer.
    Aviation parts mounted "for better traction"? Ricer.
    Defrost ducts painted with latex paint to match the color of the sticker on the brake pads? Ricer.
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    LowRolla Will work for turbo

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    holy fucking pop-ups batman. i got literally THREE popups on EVERY link from that site. jeebus thats annoying.

    and on-topic - typical site where people copy what they've seen others do by making their car look retarded and think they're original lol.
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    Location:
    in traffic a.k.a. S.FL
    Bright bluish fog lights and big yellow Stickers
    Turn up the volume my headlights will flicker

    I think I look cool from the attention I bring...
    Scraping the speed bumps from cutting my springs.

    Large yellow shift lights on auto transmissions,
    Speakers so loud that you'll scream in submission

    My car really flies 'cause it has this big wing...
    But nothing compares to me cutting my springs.

    When the bull stops, when the money talks, when I might lose face...
    I suddenly remember what my car can't do And then I refuse to race!

    Day-glow orange shift knobs and whiteface temp gauges
    Low profile tires make me think I'm courageous

    Japanese characters, who knows what they mean?
    They're part of the package from cutting my springs.

    Coffee can mufflers and Calvin is peeing
    People around me don't like what they're seeing

    They're all just so jealous, for I am the king...
    I rule the street after cutting my springs!

    When the night falls, when the girls leave, while I wait and wait...
    If I'm such a stud after cutting my springs Why can't I get a date

    :D a true classic... :D :p :D :D
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    Damn, I froze up with all those pop ups......Rebooted thanks to that ricer site.
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    Theres this kid who bought his Civic hatchback for like $400 b.c it was stolen or some thing like that well anyways it had come with the Gen1 altezzas that makes everyone cringre at first sight, and it also had the Typical H sticker on the back so everyone one in all of Virginia would know that it was a honda he ws driving. So anyways he sees that I lowered my car and says hes gonna do it to his to. So the next day I see him and hes got a HUGE Bandage over his left eye.LOL...LOL....LOL the kid fucken was cutting his springs and one of them fucken shoot right at his head.... Almost lost a fucken EYE just so his cars suspension would look like crap. Moran totalled the car and a mustang a few weeks back. Yep!
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    stupid kid lol

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