Fight Stories

Fight Stories

allriht, post up all your fist-fiight stories

when they happened, where, why
who won (dont lie, if u got fucked up admit it!)
etc

eh... I don't even wanna go there lol too many fights in my life and I'm still countin them lol... I've only been owned a few times pretty bad but that's when 20 ppl r jumpin me at once lol... Best one though is when I kicked my brother in law's ass for hittin my sister...man that was a joyful day. I broke his nose and a couple of ribs... he tried to sue me and what not but my sister was pretty beat up so cops took it as self-defense kinda thing so he's in jail right now hehehe sucker

lmaoO ; had to be you jason to start a thread like this. alright so you guys like chick fights right? what guy doesn't. lemme tell u about the last one i got into , which was well over a year ago. im not into that stuff anymore, kind of immature. but w/e.

So this hoodrat, to say the least stays IMing my boyfriend. asking him for kisses n shit, wtf had to be a hoe. but w/e. so me and her argue like constantly for a real long time whether online, or the fone or w/e. we never see eachother though. one day she told me that i better start saving up for my hospital bill because she was gonna fuck me up so bad that i was gonna need to go to the hospital. i was like RIGHT. so i told her to go to this party i was gonna be at and she never showed up. big surprise - people who talk the most shit, always got the least to say. So a while passes and it sparked again. She told me she was gonna fuck me up so bad and blah blah blah, all that typical stuff. So i said alright lets meet up. I was at my ex - friends house with another friend that we all went to night school together, and we met up on miller & 137th ave (if you live in miami you know where this is and how busy it is), my boy went to go watch, so he met us up. when i was on the way she calls saying shes not going, im like nah you are. so she went. we were talking, i was asking her to go ahead and fuck me up like she said she was and she just stood there being stupid. w/e so finally i get in her face, and she pushes me. but not like whOa push, just to get me out of her face sO i snapped and i punched her and dropped her. we rolled around she got ontop of me for like a second and i was like hell nah she'll beat my ass if she stays on top soooooo i dunno where i got the strength to do it ; but i flipped her ass over and got on top of her. There i just couldnt control myself. I was punching her like crazy - hit after hit after hit. i couldnt stop. she pulled my hair, and it just got me more pist and i kept punching. My ex-friend came to me and got me off of her cuz people were stopping and watching and shit and it was attracting too much attention; and someone was bound to call the cops. w/e i was done anyway.

The final results :
I soo won ) she told me she didnt want problems with me anymore; and i had people coming up to me that i didnt even know saying i heard you beat her ass. i was like um yeah whatever.

When i dropped her she grabbed the tank-top i was wearing ; ripping it . but it was okay cuz it was free, and i got another one like 2 days later. >)

I had a scratch on my face from her keys .. honestly i didnt even feel it while we were fighting. i felt the hair-pulling but not the scratching. We were both roughed up from rolling around on the concrete. But i was okay, and satisfied >:O)

Moral of the story!
Don't talk shit if you can't back it up. i never say imma beat someones ass n shit, you don't know how people are, much less how they fight. what a dork.

I liveed in miami, and i dunno how many times ive had a huge group of people try to rush like me and 2 of my friends. PEOPLE ARE SUCH LOSERS. and nobody now-a-days can fight alone.
ONLY BITCHEZ TALK SHIT :O) - LIL JON lol

soooo yeah that was one of the fights i got into ; like the only really serious one that lasted long, and nobody held me back or anything.

BUT YEAH .. FIGHTING IS GAY! make love not war <33 lmao. just kidding guys.. im kind of hyper. BYEEE <3

melO
' rOlla chick - DRIVEN ASPECT C.C. babieeeee ! -website comin soon -

lets hear one of yours jason ! D O R K !.

melO

Gotta love lady fights.....so intense it's even worth bringin the lawn chair, umbrella and some fresh cold lemonade hehehe.....or even a cold coke and some homemade tortillas will to do it too hehehe....snack and a bad azz show pshh damn can't get any better than that...unless u hit the lotto or somethin like dat lol

how very true

and that ^ is why lol

as for my personal experiences hmm let me pick one from the archives,....well this one wuz around 6th grade, this one kid was fuckin with me, i let him talk wutever he wanted, didnt phaze me, but when he put his hand on me that was annother story....i didnt say anything, i pretty much just smashed him against a steel radiator (heater, this was in jersey), the typical punching and what not, then he tried to push me down the stairs with my back to the stairs, and then just like ladi rolla^ i told myself "if i fall im not only gona lose, ill probabbly die" so i reversed it, ended up pushing him down the stairs.. he was kinda in a daze when he fell and there was nobody around so after that i just went home....he came to school for a few weeks after that, and then just dissapeared.....hope it wasnt ne of u guys on here lol

lmaO yes girl fights are definetly worth bring out the lawn chair and some fresh lemonade.

gangsta ass fight jason.. umm you couldve caught like a murder charge cuz you couldve killed the kid ! but hey its okay. lmaoO. we can always argue self -defense :O)

dang, violent people....never got into a fight b4....pacifist!....jk, i dunno, people are really peaceful and respectful where i live....although i could name some people that i wouldnt mind kicking their ass a bit....

damn cuztom, you really love those homemade tortillas w/ coke....haha

I have had a couple fights, one involed blunt weapons. Breaker Bar and a Bat, Beat the shit out of the assholes.

But I have gotten the shit beat out of me before and at one time got like 5 or 6 stichs

does it count as a fight if he ended up not hitting me?

allright every1 seems a little cocky on these posts, i wana hear a story of how one of u got ur ass kicked