Jokes Cell Phone

Cell Phone

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.


MAN: "Hello"


WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes"


WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"


MAN: "Sure....Go ahead if you like it that much."


WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008 models. I saw one I really liked."


MAN: "How much?"


WOMAN: "$85,000"


MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."


WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing.... The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."


MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."


WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"


MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks:
"Anyone know whose phone this is?"

i gotta find the video from this, its on break lol

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA if that woman had any sort of fucking brains ... she would know that wasn't her husband. duh