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Jokes The Pharmacist

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    DaCubanSkillz Active Member

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    The Pharmacist

    A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the
    pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight
    into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some
    cyanide."
    The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need
    cyanide?"

    The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

    The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord
    have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your
    husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license!

    They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad
    things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have
    any cyanide!"

    The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a
    picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's
    wife.

    The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,
    Well now. That's different. You didn't tell me you had
    a prescription."
    DaCubanSkillz, Jan 24, 2007
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    cgreen38 Common sense, p

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    :rofl:
    cgreen38, Jan 24, 2007
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    tsburt Active Member

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    HAHAH...that's a good one
    tsburt, Jan 24, 2007
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