Things to think about. :)

Things to think about.

Zen-type thoughts for the day...

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me either.
Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.

2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a
broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to
steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

what happened to 4?

5. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced,
you can't be promoted.

6. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.


8. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

9. If you think nobody cares if you're alive,
try missing a couple of car payments.

10. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their
shoes. That way, when you criticize them you're a mile away
and you have their shoes.

11. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish,
and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

13. If you lend someone $20 and never see
that person again, it was probably worth it.

14. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

15. Some days you are the bug; some days
you are the windshield.

16. Good judgment comes from bad experience,
and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

17. The quickest way to double your money
is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

18. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

19. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and
a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

20. There are two theories to arguing with a woman.
Neither one works.

22. Generally speaking, you aren't learning
much when your lips are moving.

23. Experience is something you don't get
until just after you need it.

24. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

25. We are born naked, wet and hungry,
and get slapped on our ass...Then things
get worse.

27. There is a fine line between "hobby"
and "mental illness."

28. No matter what happens, somebody will
find a way to take it too seriously.

29. There comes a time when you should stop
expecting other people to make a big deal
about your birthday... around age 11.


30. The Air smells always different to a Dwarf
in a crowded Elevator.


31. Everyone seems normal until you get to
know them.

32. The most wasted day of all is one in which
we have not laughed!


33. By Statistics, every third person is crazy.
Look to your Left, then to your Right.
If they are normal, you know who is not.

True. I like 15 also...