The $100 Tattoo

The $100 Tattoo

The $100 Tattoo

Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says "Where in the hell have you been?"

He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates, " he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in
disdain; "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"

"Well, for 1: I like to watch my money grow, and 2: once in a while I like to play with my money.

3: "I like how money feels in my hand and lastly; instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime!"