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Paolino · 2006年01月30日

Tech Support

A little humor to help ease the Monday.

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed
that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up
a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and
now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker
Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Racing 3.6.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to
run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back
to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help!

Thanks,
Troubled User.....

_____________________________________
REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that
it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is
an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to
run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to
return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge
the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to
not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under
Warnings-Alimony/Child Support . I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0
and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the
background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command
CAPOLOGIZE!because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE
command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high
maintenance . Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as
Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2 .

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use
will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this
happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to
purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With
Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0and
will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!

Best of luck,

Tech Support

teevee247 · 2006年01月30日

I don't get it? :|

1337Rolla · 2006年01月30日

I don't get it??

Denver Rolla · 2006年01月30日

is there supost to be a link???

Paolino · 2006年01月30日

Oops. Damn forgot to post the friggin story.

TAKE II!!

1337Rolla · 2006年01月30日

hehe, that's gotta be a repost, but still funny

laz · 2006年01月30日

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