Jokes Math view of 100%

Math view of 100%

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint of 100%...
and it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder
about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been
to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about
achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But then,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%


And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

And, lJJk how far ass kissing will take you -

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hardwork and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's
the Bullshit and Asskissing that will put you over the top!