messed up....

messed up....

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for
>>several
>>months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One
>>day, he
>>motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat
by him, he whispered,
>>eyes
>>full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through
>>the bad
>>times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my
>>business
>>failed, you were there.
>>When I got shot, you were by my side.
>>When we lost the house, you stayed right here.
>>When my health started failing, you were still by my
>>side.........You
>>know what?"
>>"What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill
>>with
>>warmth.
>>"I think you're bad luck, get the f..k away from me."

HAHA, thats hilarious and I'm so going to hell for thinking so.

Messed up... just messed up.... undeniably funny, but messed up! hahahahaha. I'll see you all in hell too!

Lol thats funny