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Jokes pretending to be married..

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    DaCubanSkillz Active Member

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    pretending to be married..

    A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
    Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired and fall asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
    At 1:00 AM, he leans over the side and gently wakes the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
    "I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
    "Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.
    "Good," she replies. "Get your own damn blanket!"
    After a moment of silence, he farted
    DaCubanSkillz, Oct 17, 2006
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    Barnacules 100101101011011

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    OMFG! Dude, that is a funny joke!
    Barnacules, Oct 17, 2006
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    taxableabe Long time lurker

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    i like the last line!! you can add that to whatever!!!



    so i was like walking down the pier and this guy walked up to me.
    and then he farted AHAHHAHA just made a funny
    taxableabe, Oct 17, 2006
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    Fgca_rolla milky cocopuffs

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    No you didn't :horse:
    Fgca_rolla, Oct 17, 2006
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    fishexpo101 Get Some

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    Now that is funny :D
    fishexpo101, Oct 17, 2006
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    supermann423 word.

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    lmao
    supermann423, Oct 17, 2006
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    Rolla95 Rollin' Out y0

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    hahah, thats funny
    Rolla95, Oct 17, 2006
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    Mayur Biggest trd whore in the whole wide world

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    that is funny lol.
    Mayur, Oct 17, 2006
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    Paolino SolidTuned

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    OMG. That is great. lol
    Paolino, Oct 18, 2006
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