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Chuck Norris Facts

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    DeebsTundra Big Tires :)

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    Chuck Norris Facts

    Some of my favorites:

    As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

    Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

    If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

    When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

    The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger".

    No matter what your mother always said, Chuck Norris can tune a fish.

    When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

    ...rofl...
    DeebsTundra, Sep 27, 2006
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    fineline cc fo life

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    lol... man.. those never get old :lol:
    fineline, Sep 27, 2006
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    i havent heard the majority of those. lol.
    mburket, Sep 27, 2006
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    Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

    Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

    We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

    Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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    DeebsTundra Big Tires :)

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    ROFL. I just heard this one. Reminds me of South Park a little.

    Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time.



    And by knit, I mean kick.

    And by sweaters, I mean babies.
    DeebsTundra, Sep 28, 2006
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    Love them
    e_andree, Sep 28, 2006
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    Barnacules 100101101011011

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    There is a sign here at Microsoft at the build lab that reads "If the build is broken, its because chuck norris wanted it that way" :D You gotta be a nerd to understand this one though.
    Barnacules, Sep 28, 2006
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    DeebsTundra Big Tires :)

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    Lol.
    "If you couldn't get Visual Basic to compile...Chuck Norris willed it to happen."
    DeebsTundra, Sep 29, 2006
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    Fixed for ya :)
    e_andree, Sep 29, 2006
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