Jokes Yo Momma

Yo Momma

So lets start a Yo Momma thread. Sometimes I see some creative insults...this should be interesting..

Yo momma so poor...anytime someone presses the doorbell...she sticks her head out the window and yells "DING DONG".

hahahaha good one..... I can't insult moms man, no way lol

ROFL

How about this one -

Yo Momma so poor ... I saw her kicking a trash can down the street ... I said what are you doing and she said moving

its a forum! lol. its not like you're really telling anyone anything about their mom! lol.

LMFAO @ the ugly professional!!!

LMAO

Yo Momma so hairy ... her armpits look like she has Don King in a head lock

Yo Momma so Ugly ... you could stick her face in dough and it would make monster cookies

Yo Momma so Ugly ... she to a haunted house and she came out with a pay check

Yo Momma so Fat ... she fell off a boat and the captain yelled "Land Ho!"

Yo Momma so Fat ... that the last time she saw 90210.... it was on the SCALE

Yo Momma so Fat ... when she hauls ass ... she has to make two trips

Yo Momma so Fat ... when she was lost her picture took up all 4 sides of the milk carton

we got some good ones here lol

Heres a couple I've heard......

Yo Momma so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.........
Yo Momma so fat i walked around her and got lost........
Yo Momma so dumb she jumped out of the boat and missed the water........
Yo Momma so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her in the face........
Yo Momma so fat she jumped in the air and she got stuck..............
Yo Momma teeth so black she spits tar........
Yo momma teeth so yellow, I cant believe its not butter.......
Yo Momma so fat she bleeds Gravy.......

Yo momma so stupid...she stared at a carton of orange juice for 20 minutes cause it said "concentrate".

Yo mama is so poor she hangs the toilet paper up to dry

Yo mama is so fat...she's once...twice.....three times the lady!

Yo mama is so stupid she went to a LA Clippers game to get a haircut

Yo mama is so ugly...she scared the sh*t out of the toilet

Yo mama is so stupid...i told her drinks were on the house n she went n got a ladder

Yo mama is so fat she wears an asteroid belt

Yo mama is so nasty that the only dis im gonna give her is Disinfectant

Yo mama is so poor they put her picture on food stamps

Yo mama is so poor the only time she smelled Hot Food was when a rich guy farted

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay"

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family

Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept

Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train

Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain

damn, we got some talent here... lol...

ur momma so fat when she sits around the house she sits AROUND the house...

ur momma so dumb she stuck a battery up her ass and screamed "i got the power!"

Yo mommas so dumb she took the pepsi challenge and chose jiff.

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop.

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

**us car guys can appreciate this one**
Yo momma’s so fat she was in the middle of the highway I tried to swerve but ran out of gas.

**not for the kiddies**
yo mommas so fat that when i get done having sex with her i roll over twice and im still on top of her.

These are some great ones Some more:

Yo Momma so Old ... she left her purse on Noah's Ark

Yo Momma so Old ... the fire department are on standby when you light her birthday cake

Yo Momma so Old ... she got the first copy of the Ten Commandments

Yo Momma so Old ... she recalls when the Grand Canyon was a ditch

Yo Momma so Ugly ... she put the Boogie man outta business

Yo Momma so Ugly ... she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure

Yo Momma so Stupid ... she noticed a sign reading 'Wet Floor'...so she just did

Yo Momma so Stupid ... she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken

Yo Momma so Stupid ... she thought a Quarterback was a refund

Yo Momma so Stupid ... she go to the 24-hr convenience store and asks what time do they close

Yo Momma so Stupid ... on a job application for "sex" ... she wrote Monday, Wednesday and sometimes Friday

Yo Momma so Stupid ... she put a peep hole in a glass door

Yo Momma so Fat ... she tripped over Wal*Mart and landed on Target

Yo Momma so Fat ... she sat on a rainbow and made Skittles

Yo Momma teeth so Yellow ... cars slow down when she smiles

your mother is so fat she eats foods that are unhealthy for her and cause her to gain weight

speaking of yo momma. has anyone seen that MTV show "Yo Momma"? I gotta admit that some of their insults are pretty good.

hahahaha!!!!! good shit man!!!!

Yea, i was fixin to ask if this is why the thread was started....love the show tho...and this was a good idea cuz some of these are pretty funny..

ROFL :jester: the battery one is good.

damn, some real good one up there

heres some ive heard

Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!
Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.
Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!
Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.
Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.
Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

aight i got this one:

Yo momma's lips are so big chapstick had to invent a spray.

Yo momma so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for candy to come out.

Yo momma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited till it said go.

Yo momma so stupid i was drowning in the pool and asked for a life saver she said, "what flavor"

Yo momma so stupid i threw a stratch and sniff sticker in the pool and she drowned.

thank you thank you. lol

your moms so ugly she has to trick-or-treat over the telephone.

your moms so black she got a ticket for having illegal tint... and she was just walking down the street.