Jokes Kid with cussing problem...

Oh that was horrid to read....

For those who can't wade through the spelling I'll make my best attempt.


... He sees Santa, runs up and jumps on him. Santa says, " whattya wan't for Christmas little boy? " " I want a fuckin train set, " he says. Santa replies, "

My that's quite a tounge you've got there. I think I'll talk to you parents. " So he goes over and describes what happened and they tell him they have tried everything; hypnotherapy, pills, etc, and he just keeps cussing.

So Santa says "Try this... everything he is supposed to get for Christmas, replace it with a pile of dog shit."

"hmmmm," they think. "We'll we've tried it all, so it couldn't hurt." So, Christmas morning the little boy runs down stairs where his trainset should be and finds... a big pile of shit. Goes to the garage where his bike should be and finds... a big pile.

Santa, in civilian clothes, sees the little boy in the mall a few weeks later and says, "what did you get for christmas little boy?" To which he replied, "I got a fuckin dog but I can't find the son-of-a-bitch".

For the record, that hurt.

oh i could tell - or i'd have jabbed at your grammatical errors instead of just trying to post up something that you didn't need a rosetta stone to translate.