It doesn't get much more embarrassing than this!

It doesn't get much more embarrassing than this!

So I'm hanging out with this girl I've Just mets parents for a while... I work with her dad... and we start pulling out pictures and he asks me to go get my wallet to go show his wife some pics of my family so I go to my car, get it, come in the house, open the wallet, sift through the pic section, pull the pic part of my wallet out and BAMMMM! out falls a........
condom. in front of both of them.


I :ninjastea it out of there shortly after.

I am very, Very, embarrassed.

LOL!!! Classic.

Oh wow man...That sucks. lol Somehow I saw that one coming...

I still have the girlfriend with the neon. I dont plan on ******* this girl. just friendship, even though she is extravagently fine. me and her dads pretty cool here at work, and she wanted to meet me so I went out and stayed at the fams lake house some this weekend. everything was cool. then i went to birmingham to see chappelle and on the way back stopped by to say hi at their normal house. at the end of that is when the 'fall out on floor' happened.

vortex, thanks for the info. should i throw it away, its been in there like two months. its the backup plan. but not really, because sex isn't really That spontaneous. head is.

her mom told Tim as he got home yesterday, ' call him condomboy when you see him tomorrow!'
he did that this morn... ack!

a friend told me what happened to him:


was about to get married. However, there was her little sister: gorgeous, tight miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down near me for a great view. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She told me she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. She said "I'm going upstairs to my edroom. If you want to go ahead with it, just come up and get me." I was stunned as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them down at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and walked straight toward my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes, he hugged me and said "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

Moral of the story: Always keep your condoms in your car.

Vortex, he was joking!

Hey Prodigy3006, change your subtitle "350z Killer" to "condomboy" man!

LOL, thats ok, a freind of mines has a vibrator and when her mom helped her move she picked it up and it turned on and she threw across the room. My mom once searched my car and found some used condoms and a like 4 new ones and put them on the dinner table when we where eating.

It was 2 of them and they where in a bag, I didnt know that she put them there, this was when I was like 19 thou

Yea thats why I am happy that my girl has the IUD

Its very hard, in Alabama, to get the ok from doctors to get a female on an IUD. they just dont give it out unless your practically married to the girl. Garbage.

That sucks man, the IUD is a great thing, no more worrying about condoms and s**t like that

OWNED! hehehe I never carry those in my wallet, they're on the armrest thing or the glove compartment lol

I have neither in an s2000

Hey... it could have been worse... it could have been open

that does suck, but for future reference you shouldn't keep em in your wallet, with the heat, and the constant pressure of you sitting on them they last less then a week before they get to the point where they tear really easy, so just be careful, and if nothing else keep em in the glovebox, it cant get much warmer then your butt.

I dont carry condoms anymore. I'm celibate.

I don't carry condoms anymore either, I'm married