2002 grandma rolla

Dude no prob man, thanks for not being a douche and actually listening what I have to say.lol I also know that page (tuneitwithcrome) is the first page that pops up when you research crome. Do a little more extensive search. I know for sure that crome works on nissans but I agree with you on you skepticism on my corolla. I will plan on making a trip to PSI soon to see if they have any records of what they did or maybe they can explain it better.

2 grand? So now you know how much my dad spent? Really? Because I'm befuddled as to how you got personal information, which I find impossible to acquire, from my own father, blood and flesh. Oh great master, tell me your secrets. Hah Also, to be clear, I only remember racing you one time EVER from 45 to 70ish. You never dyno'd your car so we never knew how much power you were putting down. Along with the fact that we were already going 45 mph, there are too many factors as to why we were TIED. But its not like it matters. Your abhorrently skewered sense of "factual" information along with the god awful, predominantly cynical advise you try to spew out of your ass for our "shitty" corollas isn't as useful as you think. So you believe what you want. Its not like you are going to listen or even read what Im typing. I just want it for posterity. Honestly, its not like I care, I mean seriously, I hate to bring this up but have you looked at the latest pics of my car?lol IMO Your parents old accord, even your parents old corolla, doesn't have anything on my corolla.

at the red: lulwut? So now you are a paleontologist? Well I think its pretty bad ass that my car sounds like dinosaur. And btw idk about you but I usually turn off my car when I'm sleeping.lol

And by obnoxiousness you mean complete and total douchebaggery, then goal achieved man.

Im sorry Press. If you want, I can delete my comments not regarding your thread. Let me know.

/rant

Mackman, i never meant to to piss you off, in fact when i called you a whiny bitch the tone sounded a little off of what i was trying to say since its online and you cant really hear me. But its nothing personal, so lets agree to agree. lol.

I know this isnt my place but I really cant help myself here. Russian or whatever you go by now, Mackwoman never talked shit about your car either so idk what has crawled so far up your ass that you feel like you must defend every fucking civic/integra ever created (you can add that to your little list of facts). And you dont talk shit about his car, you talk shit about EVERYONE'S corolla (specially mine).

You never directly insult anyone, you go for the little side jabs comments. I can attest to this one. As I stated earlier, you have your own little fucked up view of the HvsT spectrum, obviously, since this spectrum is solely based on motors, and you appear to be comparing ANY honda motor/tranny to a single toyota motor/tranny (which you so obviously no nothing about). Keep it to yourself. Seriously. Because you are the one that sounds like a little whinny butt hurt bitch when you whine about mack talkin shit about cars that dont even belong to you.lol So if you can't handle The Mack then follow your own advise and get the fuck out of the forums. (I took that out of context like you do all the time, I thought you wouldnt mind )

Press those are 14's right? if you slammed the car on them it wuld look good.

Because you told me Lollzzzzzzz, right after you did it you told me in the home depot parking lot you paid half (1000$) and your dad the other half, so basic math brings us to 2 grand. Maybe you should lay off the weed, it shrinks your brain, though i doubt you have much left anyways considering you have to google everything before you make a post and bing webster's thesoraus for a list of words you can use to make any logical sense.

And in regards to your car... Lol, half the people i talk to at speed concept tell me they hear you driving around and you sound like a BUMBLE BEE. Even Jeremy who lives out there seen you roll around says its the biggest POS hes ever seen. A completely functionless tow hook strapped to bare metal, your maaco paint job, knock off TRD lip and rims that are worth more than the car it self. The fact that your boasting to me and the forum about how your car is the shit makes you look like the biggest douche bag on this forum with your big headed ego. The fact that you put every little penny into your daily driver thats that old and has that many miles is hilarious IMO. I on the other hand opted out to BUY my "parents" accord since they were getting a new car, simply upgrading to something nicer, reliable, quicker and funner to drive while you still drive the car your parents bought for you. So unless you want everyone else to refer to your car as the car your "parents" bought for you, I would knock that shit off REAL quick, because you dont hear people saying, "the car you bought from HONDA or MIKE or SANTA CLAUSE" because its YOURS now, and before you start talking shit about my cars you better rethink your position. Last I recall you were calling me asking me to move in with you because you lost your job and you couldent afford rent. What a joke, I had a good laugh about that one.

PS: Befuddled is wrong word usage, you probably misread your quick guide to big words for dummies booklet again.

Sweet beans now we can get back to press's ballerolla!

I think you will be suprised what he has up his sleeve, hehe.

New wheels Wednesday and no not the drag or xxrs. Hopefully lowered by Saturday if the struts get here when they're supposed to

about time! the moment we have all been waiting for!!!

pics or it didnt happen.
Forza dosent count, we know your car didnt turn into a ferrari.

No I got tires and rims lol. It'll all be on by the next weekend

Proof?
Proof?
Proof?

So first its a dinosaur and now a bumble bee? make up your mind! And jeremy has his own opinions.

Just face palm at how retarded that sounds, really, how do you know what paint i used? and where else am i gonna put my tow hook, last i checked my car was all metal. oh and sorry both of my lips are custom made and wasnt RETARDED enough to pay 60o + for pieces of plastic.lol (no offense to those that have the trd lips, they look good just too much for me) And last I checked car2300>rims513. So much for your basic math skills.lol Maybe you should lay off the hard A, it shrinks your brain, though I doubt you have much left considering that i wouldn't wipe my ass with anything that comes out of your filthy mouth.

http://articles.cnn.com/2008-10-14/...moderate-drinkers-light-drinkers?_s=PM:HEALTH

Oh and now you are ragging on my 16th birthday present. Wow, you really, really are a douche. So yes by all means refer to me as the guy who had his parents buy him his car, but honestly I dont think thats not snazzy enough to catch on.lol

My position? lets see, I live in my own house, and last I recall you STILL lived with your parents. So nope, I think my situation is good.

Last, I ended my rant, now I'm just done. Arguing with special needs kids always tire my out.

PS. Check the meaning of befuddle again. *facepalm*

yes sir

Beffudled* - To confuse. Not befuddle.

Your sentence, "Because I'm ^to confuse^ as to how you got personal information."
Stop using big words, it makes you look stupid and illiterate.

What a contradiction, 600 is too much to pay for a genuine lip kit, but a 2000$ oil change is well worth it.
Your cheap, your car is garbage and you live in a house with 3 guys, homo. I live with my gf, so get off trd forums and get back in line at the unemployment office.

Anyways back to work, im done with this thread for the sake of your embarrassment.
Added: Oct 24, 2011 3:47 PM

You know what, at first i thought your car was an auto, but then i noticed the shifter cause the pedals are very deceiving in one of your photos. But still.. lets race... on a track lol. I think your car is heavier than mine and RWD. Just let me get a quick $2000 oil change for some HP.

Back when mine was a grandmamobile it definitely could beat everyone here in a race

Yeah your flapping cadilac roof added HP.
HAHAHA i can picture you flapping around and lifting off into the sky like dumbo the elephant. XD

LOL WUT!? i saw your shifter and i thought i saw it was in first gear cause it looked tilted to the left...

I cant find it anymore, you and your freaking one million sig pictures, i refreshed like 30 times and couldent find the picture. It was a picture from the back seat lol.

It wasent that picture, it was more of a downward angle and all you can see is the very bottom of the shifter and see how it looks like its tilting to the left a little?