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JDMjody · Mar 8, 2010

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post some stuff you find on craigslist.
the things ppl write for the description is funny.

like this guy, lives other end of my street.
http://inlandempire.craigslist.org/cto/1629107414.html

crb530 · Mar 8, 2010

JDMjody said: ↑

post some stuff you find on craigslist.
the things ppl write for the description is funny.

like this guy, lives other end of my street.
http://inlandempire.craigslist.org/cto/1629107414.html

hell yeah right up the free way from me im going to go buy it

notttttttttt

JDMjody · Mar 8, 2010

u know love that jdm tytness yo. lol
sexy wing!!

GSE21tuner · Mar 8, 2010

He advertises that it's loud? What a great way to scare off buyers. That thing just looks used and abused. What's the fastest way to ruin a car? Give it to a Mexican.

roachrolla · Mar 8, 2010

rollatuner110 said: ↑

He advertises that it's loud? What a great way to scare off buyers. That thing just looks used and abused. What's the fastest way to ruin a car? Give it to a Mexican.

Hahaha, I love how it says that it has an exhaust to make it loud.

and whats with the wierd angle pics?! gotta tilt my screen to see them right

Hummer · Mar 8, 2010

I think hes just letting perspective buyers know that it has an aftermarket exhaust which makes it loud. Hopefuly someone will buy it and de-beanify it.

SaberJ2X · Mar 8, 2010

beanify? racist comment is racist

anyways.... if it was in PR I'd buy...

first order of the day will be OEM spoiler
and then do something about the paint
cops don't give a shit if you have a loud car and drive it good

SK149 · Mar 8, 2010

are those 10th gen s rims he's rocking?

plu · Mar 8, 2010

even comes with a V-Tech he says. A V-Tech phone?

JDMjody · Mar 8, 2010

plu said: ↑

even comes with a v-tech he says. A v-tech phone?

my kid has one those. lol

SaberJ2X said: ↑

beanify? racist comment is racist

anyways.... if it was in PR I'd buy...

first order of the day will be OEM spoiler
and then do something about the paint
cops don't give a shit if you have a loud car and drive it good

you sir, have nvr been to socal. lol

MacktasticSlick · Mar 8, 2010

Exactly.

I've seen this guy zooming around my area sometimes, it's actually kinda quick, but I hate people that use only capital letters and zero grammar.
http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/cto/1634473027.html

And this one:
Yo, it's JDM the f'd out, with an Integra interior and "meaty" tires.
http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/cto/1634473027.html

its_ikon · Mar 8, 2010

why not just go straight to the source of the best

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/

MacktasticSlick · Mar 8, 2010

lol

On a first date:
I will not put out, although, upon cessation of said date I will violently rape my Rabbit and envision your hands and mouth all over my body. We may discuss this in the future, if I decide you're worthy of more conversation.

In an effort to further my not-putting-out goal, I will not shave and will wear mis-matched socks. Just remember this if you respond to this ad, we go out, and you are having dirty thoughts over dinner. UNSHAVEN/MISMATCHED (just repeat it to yourself. You may be surprised how quickly wood will disappear)

I will engage you in conversation, perhaps shock you with hilarious stories of my past. I may use "big" words, and I refuse to dummy down for anyone.

I will make you laugh, assuming you have a brain and the personality to "get it".

I won't order a salad, nor will I order the most expensive entree. If I am hungry, I will eat.

I may call you the following day. I may not.

On the second date:
I may, in fact, put out. Why? Because I find few people meet/exceed my expectations enough to be granted a second date. I'm not promising I'll shave (kidding).

We will discuss the ridiculous happenings in both of our worlds since the last time we spoke.

I may ask you to leave following copulation. I may snuggle. I own a vagina and cannot decide at the present time how I will feel/react after sex.

Yes, I just typed all of that. Now, here's where the prospect pool will thin accordingly...

YOU MUST BE
of the caucasian persuasion
funny
loquacious
driven
single (that means not LEGALLY married)
under 38
over 23
not a baby-daddy
drug/disease free (everyone knows you can tell if someone has AIDS by looking)
sarcastic
well-mannered, for appearances
able to leave work at work. this implies employment
educated (beauty school and diesel college do not count)
NOT AN AUDIO ENGINEER/SINGER-SONG WRITER/OTHER MUSICAL FAILURE
act like a man. If I wanted a questionable fag, I'd date a girl. They smell better, anyway.

I AM...
Over one-night stands.

Very comfortable in my skin. Unafraid. Equally unashamed.

Not looking to get married, but over the fuck buddy status.

Able to say "no" and scream "yes".

Calm, collected, logical, rational, politically incorrect, and witty

TOGETHER, WE WILL
bowl
play trivia
act like raging dickheads in public establishments
giggle at midgets
fornicate regularly
discuss books
drink excessively if the mood strikes, and it will. Often
laugh at others and harder at ourselves
one-up eachother

WE WILL NOT
involve species other than homosapiens in our bedroom routine.
yell, argue, at like gigantic three-year-olds when we're upset
be dishonest
care what everyone else thinks
do any activity with one another's family more than once a month
act like something doesn't bother us, when it does
throw low-blows in times of frustration

Oh, and just to make sure I don't attract the wrong type of man, here comes what some of you will be dismayed at...

I'm not fat. I'm not the healthiest individual, but I'm not a walking heart attack. If you appear to be more than 2.5 months pregnant, don't respond

I have my original 32. If you don't know what I'm referring to, don't respond. If you know what I am referring to, and you just took the time to "count", you probably should sit this one out.

I'm short. I don't care how tall or short you are so long as your girth does not exceed your height.

I'm not into anything sexual that involves blood shed or leaves marks. General ass-slapping and hair pulling = perfectly acceptable. Donkey punches, not so much. Yes, I did just type that. Dirty Sanchez is out, as well.

Bring your A-game, bitches.

JDMjody · Mar 8, 2010

shes funny. looking for friends??

MacktasticSlick · Mar 8, 2010

I'd be willing to lol

GSE21tuner · Mar 8, 2010

ikonXone said: ↑

why not just go straight to the source of the best

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/

Some of those are just pure epic win.

JDMjody · Mar 8, 2010

Lmao

i'm amazeballs. No really ask around.

- i cook and clean, this isn't 1950 though, you get on your knees when you get in from work.
- i play video games.they are more important than you.shhh stop talking.
- i can drink you under the table. That's right.if you think can test this bring your a game.
- i love football.more than you.period.
- i'm a trekkie. Don't judge me.
- i'm funny as shit, and shit as we all know is hilarious.
- i'm smart. Clearly i'm not blonde.in fact i should mention here that i'm black. Darn it there goes all the hot racist boys
-i like my men like i like my glue.pasty.that's right i made that lame joke.
- i'm fat.i don't run unless brownies are involved. I'm not looking for someone who doesn't care about looks.i'm pretty spooning good looking, you should just dig fat chicks but have standards.

If you're still reading, i'm still being picky ( gasp a fat chick with standards zomg!)

-you should be pro pillow forts and rambling.
-taller than 5'11.
-between 23 and 35
-preferably white or latino.
-have the ability to construct a sentence.
-know that an email with a one liner will be immediately deleted...do you see all this rambling?
- not live under a bridge and be smart!
-think life is funny.
-not ask me on hikes, though hiking is fine if you go alone, black people don't like the wilderness.
-understand why i like footed pajamas.
-tolerate my love of sappy 90's alternative ( is it me or is don't look back in anger awesomesauce?)
-happy.

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http://inlandempire.craigslist.org/cto/1636347858.html
gave me a chuckle

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