Jokes Police lie

Police lie

This is the true story of George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, who was going to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the shed. George opened the door to go turn off the light but saw there were people in the shed in the process of stealing things.

He immediately phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and George said no and explained the situation. Then they explained that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be there when available.

George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them all."

Then he hung up. Within five minutes three squad cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

lol

....heck...whatever makes the police MOVE their butts and do their jobs.

When we do, people bitch about that too.

lol probably that cop was in the middle of his donut break!

my step dads a cop
(no comment. lol)

hahah thats priceless, way to get the cops moving. i guess i know what to do if the problem ever arises lol

but wont they be pissed that he gave like false info?

that's right! If I were the cop I would've planted drugs in the house and haul the sucka off to jail for waking me up from my nap

Quoted from Dave Chapelle. "Just sprinkle some crack on him. Open shut case, Johnson!"

Yep. Possible liability for the cost for (mis)use of resources as well.

this reminds me of every movie i watch,cops always comes in the last moment of every crime scene.

my friend and I almost got arrested for talking about having ammo, grenades, and time bombs at starbucks. It was actually cheese puff ammo with those guns that shoot out cheese puffs and marshmallows, water balloon grenades, and home made flour smoke bombs triggered by kitchen timers. It was for my friend's kid's birthday where everyone was going to have fun with it. I was carrying it around for security purposes like i do with xmas presents sometimes. Anyway, a couple of the cops over heard us while they were eating lunch or something a few tables down and after we began to leave, they stopped us. They didn't let us go until they found out that my friend's and my story were the same and i guess because it was pretty weird what we were planning for the bday party, they let us go. But this was also back when 9-11 incident happened not too long before so i guess everyone was edgy. interesting experience. Good news is I made friends with one of the cop's so he told me he'll let me pass if i ever was caught speeding by him. unfortunately, i never see him while he is on duty which suck. haha

hhaah thats funny, i dont have to worry about cops being busy in oregon!

gud one hehe.....

ROFL LMAO!!

good one

i didnt find that terribly amusing... not even if it was actually real.

if u were to get in trouble over false w/e statutes.. i'd argue... 'i didn't say i shot them with a gun... or anything lethal. then whip out a digi-cam...

hey, it would pass

lmao !!! tru dat good thinkin

im gonna go out on a limb here and tell you that youd be wrong... only an idiot would think that would work.

If I owned a gun and people were stealing my property, I wouldn't hesitate to open fire.

lol yea ??? wat could dey possibly tell u ???
holla at me

i dont know who "Dey" is... or why they are being brought up.

and im not going to holler. that would assume a lack of tact, especially at this point in the conversation.


how about you address me in english, and in an intelligent manner, and we can further discuss this. until then you will remain just another idiot that thinks they can get away with mis use of police resources through mis leading a dispatcher.

agreed.

in California, that would likely put you in jail for murder. i don't believe they have a castle doctrine.

you used to be so much more scathing than this.