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Jokes Lasting longer

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by DaCubanSkillz, Jan 11, 2007.

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    DaCubanSkillz Active Member

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    Lasting longer

    The doctor told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act.

    The man decided, "What the heck, I'll try it." He
    spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, he realized his solution. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath to pose as if he was examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept
    his eyes shut and replied, "What?"

    He heard, "This is the police. What's going on down there?"

    The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted." Came the reply, "Well, you might as well check your brakes too while you're down there because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago."
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    Cuztomrollaz98 MAD VLAD!

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    rolla_7AFE hmong

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    hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
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    DOT. Noypi ako!

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    Hahahahaha...
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    tsburt Active Member

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    Hehe..busted!
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    turbo4age Love to Hate me

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    if he had trouble with finishing to quick... why the hell would it take him over 5 minutes to whack it?! haha
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    DaCubanSkillz Active Member

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    well the feeling of a wet smooth tight little box and your hand are 2 totally different feelings..lmao.
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    turbo4age Love to Hate me

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    im married man... i know the difference lol

    its a funny joke
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    vortex Well-Known Member

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    no shit right? lol

    wow.. graphic much? LOL
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