Jokes The perfect couple

The perfect couple

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.

Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple; and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.

Question: Who was the survivor?

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Answer:

The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.

**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.
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So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates another point: Women never listen

Hehe...true True

ROTFL That's pretty good. Need to send that one to the little lady.

lmao

my wife scrolled all the way down...

It wasnt because I'm not a good listener ... it's because I wanted to see the rest of the joke. Duh. I mean Nathan is going to say I don't listen at all anyway which is fine, because I don't. But dammit whatever. And I am telling you right now ... I am in a class all of my own ...

If you're a good listener, then you would of never signed up on the boards after he told you not to, that he rather you be in the kitchen, bare foot and pregnant...cooking nonetheless...lmao. j/k

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ok..sorry..but the rest works for you huh? lmao.

Pretty sure I don't like any of you right now ... even though I am barefoot while I am making dinner. But that is neither here nor there.

Turbo...we gotta get you a small bell. and everytime you ring it, she has to stop cooking, leave the kitchen and bring you a nice cold beer. then she goes back to her womanly duties in the kitchen. lol.

haha... you know youve been dying to be the dopest housewife ever... dont deny it!

Yeah I know ... it was pretty neat just having to take care of the house and stuff...now only if that came with a paycheck and benefits I would totally do it.

ouch...

Ouch what? I mean unless of course you want to pay my car payment baby and insurance and everything else I pay money on then yeah Ill be a stay at home wife.

this is why i never tell my wife what boards I'm on..lmao.

:Ewned: ops

Slightly hard to hide it when the computer is in the bedroom...okeowned

lmfao!!!

you just said it best yourself... !

More like he's on the computer from the time he gets home until I tell him we need to be in bed ... and trust me ... well never mind ... that's from him and me to know.

lol!